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Magister

Inspired by the regal Dungeness Crab (Cancer Magister), Magister is our most textured model from tip to base. Magister comes in four sizes from XSmall to Large.

Shop Inventory and Made-to-Order toys below or visit Magister's page to learn more!

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Large · Magister · Single-Color Inventory Toys
$110.00
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Large · Magister · Firmness (00-30) · Glow · UV · 017-066
$130.00
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Large · Magister · Firmness (00-40) · Glow · UV · 017-067
$130.00
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Large · Magister · Firmness (00-40) · Glow · UV · 017-070
$130.00
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FLOP · Large · Magister · Firmness (00-40) · Glow · UV · 015-068
$123.50
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Medium · Magister · Single-Color Inventory Toys
$70.00
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Medium · Magister · Firmness (00-40) · Glow · UV · 017-059
$90.00
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Medium · Magister · Firmness (00-30) · Glow · UV · 017-045
$90.00
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Medium · Magister · Firmness (00-40) · Glow · UV · 017-046
$90.00
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Small · Magister · Single-Color Inventory Toys
$50.00
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Small · Magister · Firmness (00-30) · Glow · UV · 017-031
$70.00
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Small · Magister · Firmness (00-40) · Glow · UV · 014-178
$70.00
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XSmall · Magister · Single-Color Inventory Toys
$35.00
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XSmall · Magister · Firmness (00-40) · Glow · UV · 015-040
$50.00
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XSmall · Magister · Firmness (00-30) · Glow · UV · 015-117
$50.00
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Holiday '24 Colors - Magister
From $28.00 $35.00
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Pack o' Lil Peckers
$6.00
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Made-to-Order Toys

Customize your toy with Made-to-Order (MTO) options. Select your ideal size, color, and firmness from our five insertable models. MTO toys typically ship within two weeks, please see our Fulfillment Status page for current lead times.

Magister UV-Sparkle MTO

A Magister dildo in UV Sparkle Pink, a vibrant pink with mica swirls, on a black background. More in product description.
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UV Sparkle MTO · Magister · Pink
From $35.00
A Magister dildo in UV Sparkle Orange, a vibrant orange with mica swirls, on a black background. More in product description.
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UV Sparkle MTO · Magister · Orange
From $35.00
A Magister dildo in UV Sparkle Yellow, a vibrant yellow with mica swirls, on a black background. More in product description.
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UV Sparkle MTO · Magister · Yellow
From $35.00
A Magister dildo in UV Sparkle Green, a vibrant green with mica swirls, on a black background. More in product description.
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UV Sparkle MTO · Magister · Green
From $35.00
A Magister dildo in UV Sparkle Blue, a vibrant blue with mica swirls, on a black background. More in product description.
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UV Sparkle MTO · Magister · Blue
From $35.00
A Magister dildo in UV Sparkle Purple, a vibrant purple with mica swirls, on a black background. More in product description.
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UV Sparkle MTO · Magister · Purple
From $35.00

Magister Natural Series MTO

A Magister dildo in Fjord, a lighter blue with grey undertones, on a black background. More in product description.
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Natural Series MTO · Magister · Fjord
From $35.00
A Magister dildo in Tuna, a deep, dark blue, on a black background. More in product description.
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Natural Series MTO · Magister · Tuna
From $35.00
A Magister dildo in Tapioca, a soft, clean white, on a black background. More in product description.
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Natural Series MTO · Magister · Tapioca
From $35.00
A Magister dildo in Sandrift, a sandy tan flesh-like color, on a black background. More in product description.
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Natural Series MTO · Magister · Sandrift
From $35.00
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Natural Series MTO · Magister · Raspberry
From $35.00
A Magister dildo in Clay Creek, a soft dark green. More in product description.
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Natural Series MTO · Magister · Clay Creek
From $35.00

Inventory vs MTO

Inventory Toys include Premium Pours like our Opalescent Rainbow and Seacock Spirit signature colorways, as well as Single-Color Toys. Premium Pours are added during pre-announced drops, but Single-Color Toys may be added at any time. Shop Inventory Toys for one-of-a-kind Premium Pours, to see if there’s a Single-Color Toy with your favorite specs, and for flop deals. They also ship faster!

Made-to-Order (MTO) Toys allow you to customize your toy right down to the firmness, in colors from our two single-color collections, UV-Sparkle and Natural Series. And we never run out!

When operating our standard Shipping and MTO Production Schedules, Inventory Toys ship M/W/F with a 3pm Pacific cutoff, and MTO Toys ship within two weeks of ordering. Please see our Fulfillment Status page for current lead times.

Fulfillment Status

Other Happy Hole Models

Four Axol dildos in four colors, all in our Natural Series, and a clear plastic "soda can" filled with teal tissue paper is in the middle for scale. From left: Large in Fjord, Small in Clay Creek, XLarge in Raspberry, Medium in Tuna
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Four Geo dildos in four colors. There is a clear plastic "soda can" filled with teal tissue paper in the middle for scale. From left: Small in Tapioca, Large in Clay Creek, XLarge in Seacock Spirit (Premium Pour), and Medium in Fjord.
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Two pairs of Otter Squishes with a clear plastic "can" filled with teal tissue paper in the middle for scale. On the left are the larger "buds" in Fjord, on the left are smaller "pups" in Raspberry.
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There are four Pride Plugs, all are Opalescent Rainbow Premium Pours. There is a clear plastic "soda can" filled with teal tissue paper in the middle for scale. From left: 6 inch, 12 inch, 10 inch, 8 inch.
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Four Sasquatch dildos in four colors, all in our Natural Series, and a clear plastic "soda can" filled with teal tissue paper is in the middle for scale. From left: XLarge in Fjord, Small in Tuna, Medium in Sandrift, Large in Clay Creek.
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